discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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