it hurts more in the daytime
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
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Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
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I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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