quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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