It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
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One blow job doesn not make me gay.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
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Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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