when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
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Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
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Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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