its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
There r osticjed everywhere
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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