zippers are such a cool invention
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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