You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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