And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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