But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i just sent this text using only my big toe
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
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of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
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He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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