ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI