But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Small penises have feelings too.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
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