He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
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as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
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my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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