Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
is that a dick in a sweater?
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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