You work out of a Hotel?
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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