when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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