You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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