If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
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