Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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