He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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