we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
