apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?