a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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