Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
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I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
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Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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