butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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