i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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