I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
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you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
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Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
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