Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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