Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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