she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
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She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
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How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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