I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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