whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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