"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
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in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
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Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize