Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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