so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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