no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
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I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
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that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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