If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
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I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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