all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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