My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
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Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
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Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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