My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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