Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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