I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
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I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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