She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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