I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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