What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Randomize
