But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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