I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
How's work?
Spinning.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
