"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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