her vagine was all disorganized.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
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and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
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Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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