I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
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She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
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she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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