I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Last time i carry you out of a forest
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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