WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize