I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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