hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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