I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
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I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
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You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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